Friday, December 10, 2010
My dog recently got run over by an erratically drunk driver in a minivan, and I feel like he should be given an Oscar for his acting performance. Watch him out the window, and he runs and plays like old times. As soon as you open the door, he turns himself into a tripod, attempting to milk out every bit of sympathy he can possible get. He should play for England in the World Cup next time it comes around.
Thursday, December 9, 2010
You mean to tell me a college professor didn't know it was illegal to expose his 57-year old body to his anatomy class?